He knows the answer before you ask. He once interviewed himself because he knew what everyone else would say.

His margin of error is always zero because his response rates often exceed 100 percent. Even his focus groups are statistically significant.

The Wolf comes to him to solve problems.

Clausewitz sought his advice on strategy. He facilitates retreats, but retreats from nothing.

Clients ask for his presentations to be longer. His reports have been nominated for Pulitzers, but he has always withdrawn because he needs no award.

You may want to contact him—but don’t—he will contact you when you are ready.

He is…